knot a knitter

Found this whilst I was browsing the Internet...hmmmmmmm

"The Rocky Mountain News Ran an item on Monday on the objects that people are forbidden to bring to Jenna Bush’s reading at the Tattered Cover in LoDo on November 29 (7 p.m.). The extensive list includes the expected, such as weapons and plastic replicas of weapons, and the unexpected, such as umbrellas, backpacks, "containers of any type—bottles, cans, spray containers," unopened envelopes and packages, and knitting needles. In case you’re tempted to just show up naked, that would probably be frowned upon by the security team who will begin screening patrons an hour before the reading."
Clearly she is, "knot a knitter." tee hee, har dee har har *guffaw*